Monday, July 23, 2007

Memo: De-briefing



The Center's combined retreat with Team Shredder was cause for a magical shift. Thank you. I will treasure my lessons. Below find a visual log of what I've learned:

1. There's never a bad time for men like us to share the love.

2. Support the Bear community!

3.Carefully apply sunscreen. If you don't, re-fashion some jeans for therapeutic comfort.

4. and 5. Reconsider the location of your vagina. Thanks for the C.R. group. I am transformed. Utterly changed.

Au chante,
Gay

4 Comments:

Blogger The Capt'n said...

Gaylord, I don't even know where to begin with all of this. I just woke up and have clogged sinuses due to the Pacific ocean being stuck up there, plus I have not yet had any English breakfast tea, and so cannot think. Cannot keep up with your razor-sharp threads just yet. Plus friend with dog will be here in 15 to take me on a semi-brutal hike up steep hills, and it is already hot out. I will get back to you after the violence, but in the meantime, how's your sunburn?

8:27 AM  
Blogger The Gaylord Rehabilitation Center said...

grrrr, sorry about the schnoz prob. Rage on up those hills, grr.
The burn: healed due to the loving care available to my ass in your home. thanks.
ps- i started working on my bro-in-law to go surfing with me. he's a really cute redneck dude who has a bad case of OCD, so will get hooked. i hear my lil cuz and her coast guard huzbin are surfers...

11:29 AM  
Blogger The Capt'n said...

Grrr, tap in to your coastal & seafaring heritage. Now that you have the baseline burn done, the rest will be all brown cheeks.
In terms of the discovery of the throat vagina, I felt a real shift occurring in the air here at TS HQ, a magical shift.

2:48 PM  
Blogger The Gaylord Rehabilitation Center said...

how was the hike? (i'm proofing again) did the TEA kick in?
i think i will get down with the water. i'm off to dine with the old man at the Pig and Pancake. he goes every day at 3:30. I hope i find ways to explore what lies beneath vagina dentata. i fear i will be lost at sea without the music room anchor. will need to check in.

3:21 PM  

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